Captain Hook Hitch.
Auto-fire seems kind of dangerous.
Sunny laughs at how stupid her jokes are. Oh Sunny, you really are a joke.
Is that... Is that a spork?
"Not what I expected." What did you expect Sunny? Two mares going at each other in a bush?
Hitch shows his talents by... doing nothing.
Ponies can't understand animals. It's because animals have weird accents.

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Once again, there’s enough G5 material in the hopper for two weeks of contemporary card blogs. Let’s begin with the Tell Your Tale backlog. Rest assured that I’ll have plenty to say about the comics next week.

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